Sunday, January 19, 2020

Why Ban Stupidity?


We've banned or attempted to try and protect people in everyway possible. We've tried to get society to stop smoking. We tried to get drivers to buckle up. We legislated cell phone usage rules. Told others they can't purchase transfatty oils in restaurants in certain cities. We've scented nail polish (acetone). Taken a whole bunch of cough syrups off the shelves to spoil the day for huffers. People have managed to turn fertilizers into bombs. It's amazing just how ingenious these dummies are!

Doesn't this care & concern seem just seem a tad against God's will? You know the one... The decree to 'cleanse the Earth of stupidity'.

Cavemen discovered fire and ever since then God's plans have been set in motion. Intelligent beings benefited from the heat & light of the flame as they sat AROUND the fire in their caves.

Stupid people, on the other hand, sat ON the fire while sipping on a weaved straw cup of Hemlock tea, naked, while roasting their chestnuts on an open fire.

There are a zillion ways to try and avoid death, but truth be told, none get out of this world alive. It's just that some of the "STUPID" ones find new creative ways to do it. Whom are we to stifle creativity?


Fact is if it weren't for these,
the rest of us wouldn't feel so damn good about ourselves.

* Just because there's dumber people, doesn't make you smart

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