Monday, March 18, 2013

Who's Left To Do The Work (HUMOR)


Population of the USA-300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

You & me.
Well it ain't going to be me... I just decided to retire.
:-)

And here you are, sitting on your ass,
at your computer, reading jokes.

Better Get Busy!
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