Today's Topic: Smoking

More Doctors Smoke Camels Than Any Other Cigarette

* Kids Of Parents Who Smoke At Home Miss More School
* Smoking causes wrinkles
* Infertility, preterm delivery, stillbirth, low birth weight, and sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS)
* Birth defects
* Weight Gain
* Acne
* Psychological disorders
* Panic Attacks
* Blindness
* Mutation In Sperm
* It even causes Global Warming!!!
* It causes Breast Cancer
* Sleep Disorder
* Ear Infections
* 15,000 residential fires in United States
* Digestion Disorders, Heartburn, Ulcers, Liver Disease, Gallstones

The Onion: 'It's Gay To Smoke'




Asleep At The Wheel- Smoke Smoke Smoke

It's caused scholars to make million$ of dollar$ off of exaggerated research claims. Be$t $elling musical $song hit$. Manufactures to make million$. Tobacco $settlement$ worth million$. Million$ in adverti$ment $'s. Expensive ho$pital treatment$. Ton$ of cigarette tax dollar$. All of which were great for jobs and the economy for decades.

$eems like a ca$h cow to me. Are we sure we want to screw up our economy by ridding ourselves entirely of tobacco?