Since the Allentown Fair will be opening on Tuesday, August 27th.. And given that the city Allentown is in a financial drought, I thought I'd make a few suggestions.
Seeing as everyone seems so irate at the city, why can't we make a few bucks off of it?
The city should contact the fairgrounds (it's not too late). Secure a 500 gallon dunking tank. (Action Rental over on Union Blvd. has one)
It would be a great way to raise some much needed revenue for the city's budget.
Picture how many would line up for 'dunk the mayor' night!
On another night, dunk a councilor.
On a different night, dunk the recreation director.
Here's yet another surefire money maker...
I'm positive half the city employees and almost all the union members would line up for dunk a (pain in the ass) blogger.
Hey I haven't forgotten you folks down at the newspaper either!
That would pretty much fill up the entire fair's run and make a decent amount of money for Allentown's coffers.
Other ideas I have floating in my head:
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