Romantic Texting (Humor)

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.

I Love You."


The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back..

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."