Quick Look At The News

National Enquirer: Casey Anthony Bankrupts Parents. A piece of advice to you parents out there. If your kid turns out to be a freaking liar in every aspect possible and their baby winds up dead, you're not obligated to screw up your life, marriage and finances for the rest of your remaining days on this Earth. Unless you also have something to hide?

Has Comcast become an airline? Looks like the cable company wants to add add a buck fifty per month to their cable bills by imposing a 'Broadcast TV Fee'. Hell at that rate I ought to start my own cable company. I'll underbid everybody else in the biz by advertising 300 channels for only $10 a month. Then tack on a 'wire rental fee' from the pole for $5. 10 bucks for every electronic device attached to it. Another $10 for each device that is required to make them work. Another 20 bucks just for my service and maintenance fees. Lastly a $2 transaction fee to help pay for my having to send a bill and process your payment.

Smoking can kill you. Especially if your a country music singer in a Nashville bar and the owner has a gun. Seems the country crooner lit up in a no smoking area. Apparently the owner of this saloon heard that second hand smoke kills. Seems like self defense to me. It was either the country crooner or the other patrons who's lives were in jeopardy.

Finally some law and order is being restored by the new government in Afghanistan. NBC reports that "stoning for adulterers may become legal again in Afghanistan". Of course this applies mainly to the women of Afghanistan who tempt these innocent men by wearing those sexy burqas. Face it, the men bear no responsibility in this adultery, married or otherwise. Who knows if these women even wear underwear underneath Who could resist such temptations! It makes one feel all warm and fuzzy knowing 2,000+ U.S. soldiers were killed and another 18,000 wounded to restore law and order to the Afghan government in this former barbaric region of the world.

It's being reported in the U.K Working At Amazon Warehouse Can Cause “Mental & Physical Illness”. Boo hoo. If British workers want to equate themselves to workers in Bangladesh that's their own prerogative. I was told countless times by my former employer, "We didn't come to you. You came to us". I doubt union organizers in the 40's would take these bellyachers serious either if they don't stand up for themselves. There are only three choices they must make for themselves. Do something about it, quit or stop whining.

Then there's this. "Weight limit may render emergency contraceptive pills ineffective for average American woman". So men, if you don't want to have your woman become a baby mama, stick with women who weigh less then 165 lbs. Alternatively one could change their sexual preferences. What remains are those other oral arguments of what's best for each individual . Otherwise men should restrict themselves to having a rendezvous with Rosie Palms. For you overweight women may I suggest keep your legs crossed and hope that a medical solution may be forthcoming. Otherwise refer to what I suggested to the men folk :-)