Shoe Me Where U R

GPS shoes for Alzheimer’s patients to hit U.S. "WASHINGTON — The first shoes with built-in GPS devices to help track down dementia-suffering seniors who wander off and get lost are set to hit the US market this month, the manufacturer says."Yeah that's all fine and dandy, but I can see the oh so many future marketing possibilities.The teenage daughter who is grateful to dad for his thoughtful gift to wear out on a date with her new boyfriend.

The thoughtful spouse who buys his wife or her husband a new pair of treads to go with their new threads.

The jealous boyfriend/girlfriend who buys a pair as an apology gift for his/her prior words expressing distrust.

Marathon runners who might decide to take a short cut to the finish line.

The company that shows gratefulness to their employees by providing them with free footwear for use at work.

The warden who provides courtesy footwear upon a convict's release.