I Received A Settlement Offer From Nigeria

From: "Western Union Department"
Date: Fri, 17 Aug 2012 03:50:28 -0300
Reply-To: **********@qq.com

Attention Beneficiary:

This is to officially inform you that the United Nations Organization compensation payment committee, has mapped out funds running into Millions of United States Dollars for the settlement of all funds that have been lost to Nigerian/UK Scams via Lottery Winnings, Contract payments, Fake Bank Transfer scams, Inheritance Funds payments, fake money orders, fraudulent online shopping, dating scams, charity scams, check transfer and ATM scams etc.

This compensation is been sponsored and done by the Nigerian Government in collaboration with the World Bank, United Nations Organization and Western Union Money Transfer.

We have been directed by the United Nations Security Council to make a compensation payment of US$100,000.00 (One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) to you being one of the listed beneficiaries. Be informed that a first part payment of sum of US$2,000 (Two Thousand U.S Dollars) shall be sent to you on a daily basis for 50 days.

RECEIVER INFORMATION:
NAME:
ADDRESS:
TELEPHONE NUMBER:

Immediately confirming your information, we shall give you more information on what you need to do to activate the MTCN(987-651-****) to start up your transfer.

Regards,
Mrs. Helen White
Western Union Department Head office®s
Tel: +************
Email: 1557125209@**.com
Send Money Worldwide®
OH BOY. It looks like I hit the jackpot!
:-)

I have to admit this fraudster is finally thinking outside-the-box. It sure beats the same old repetitive line of crock they've been sending my way over the last decade.

As Larry the Cable Guy would say...
"Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are".