Bert And Ernie Are Gay Lovers

New York Post
Sesame Street’ writer reveals
Bert And Ernie Are Gay Lovers "Bert and Ernie are more than just friends, according to “Sesame Street” writer Mark Saltzman"

What is the matter with these people?
For 49 years kids (including myself) see them as nothing more then close friends. What happened to innocence? What's next, the Lone Ranger and Tonto? Sherlock Holmes and Watson?

Statler and Waldorf?

Here I thought they were just two old Jews.

What... I say something wrong?


Then there's this
UPDATE

Soooo...