Friday, September 22, 2017

In The News (09/22/2017)

What Happens In Allentown, Stays In Allentown
No it's not the name of a new movie--although there's sure to be a bunch of cameras rolling. Reports are Mayor Pawlowski's trial will be held only a few hundreds yards from his office. However guest invitations for those lucky enough to be selected for jury duty will still be required to report to Philadelphia to see if they won an opportunity to experience the friendly people of Allentown up close and personal. No need to pack a lunch. We have a fine selection of dinning experiences to choose from. Well that's one way to attract visitors who might not otherwise come here.

More To Come After This Short Musical Interlude :-)


Ya Gotta Take A Look At This Kid's Twitter Account
He calls people names. They call him all kinds of stuff back. Then load the thing up with all kinds of nasty memes. This kid is targeting another particular kid right now who threatens to detonate an atomic bomb over the Pacific. Yeah as if the huge garbage patch--bigger then the state of Texas--in the Pacific weren't bad enough--this other kid is looking to make fish radioactive Hope his math skills are up to par. Setting one off too low could send a EMF wave out taking down electric to anyone around there. I'm not particularly fond of being down wind either. This kid's Twitter handle is "realDonaldTrump".. Yeah it's all fun and games--till somebody gets hurt.


Kim Jong-un's Word Of The Day-- "Dotard"
So between Trump and Jong-un who has better insults? After all was said between them do you think either would be willing to kiss and make up no matter what compromised was presented to either one? I doubt it. Things look like they're headed in only one direction. Better stock up on water, food and batteries. Hurricanes and earthquakes may not be the only things we need them for.


Never Shoot An Armed Robber If You Work Here
New York Post, Gas station clerk suspended for shooting armed robber-- "“He pointed the gun at my face, I grabbed my gun from my pocket, I cocked it and I shot."

In this case the armed robber wasn't killed. I find it difficult to fathom why I'd allow myself to be shot--possibly killed--just so I could stay in the clear. Question is--does her employer provide medical insurance? I'm fairly certain this wouldn't fall under workman's comp. I always enjoy a good story when some criminal's activity ends up going sideways. You know--like when a would-be mugger gets the crap beaten out of them.

Or Like this store robber
when it went sideways real quick!

Perhaps he should seek another line of work less risky

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