Why....
...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put Our useless junk in the garage.
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight..
...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
...the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
...you don 't ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery '?
...is 'abbreviated 'such a long word?
...is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice '?
...is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
...is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
...is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
...isn 't there Mouse-flavored cat food?
...didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
...do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don 't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
...don 't sheep shrink when it rains?
...are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
...if flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Repost From January 23, 2013
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