Monday, August 12, 2024

"Tom Cruise's Death-Defying Olympic Stunt" WHAT A BUNCH OF BULL!

They should have hired 'PINK'

PINK – "So What" – LIVE (Paris, 2023)

AND.. she did it the whole time singing live

For the life of me I can't figure out why they are making Cruise's little ball drop a big deal. All he did is what emergency rescuers do.. repel. So does the Coast Guard on rescues.

In fact I'd go so far as to say this was one of the most boring Olympics closing ever.


Here' how you do it
KD LANG Bringing joy and celebration to the 1988 Olympics in Calgary

'Turn Me Round'

Friday, August 9, 2024

Unfortunate Woman Locked Her Keys In The Car

Repost

A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at the gas station.

While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. When she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a wire coat hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself. She goes outside and begins to try to unlock her car.

Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blonde is faring.

The blonde outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around, while the blonde inside of the car is saying, “A little more to the left... now a little more to the right...”

Tuesday, August 6, 2024

Meet Kamala's Running Mate (Videos)



Squirrel Problems (Humor)

Repost

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.

Friday, August 2, 2024

The Working Dead

A repost from Novwmbwr 2016

While many schlep to work everyday trying to eek out a few bucks some who have assumed room temperature long ago are making out much better.

According to 'Forbes' MJ grossed more then $1b since his death 6 years ago ($115m in 2014 alone). Elvis earned more since he died then the sum total of all he earned while still alive.

The article details 11 others who are doing quite well during their dirt naps.

Sure does make you wonder how it is dead people can earn vast amount$ more money then working stiffs doesn't it?