Tuesday, February 5, 2013

HUMOR: Now That I'm Older


Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing home
at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we
don't know where the hell he is.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them

I joined a health club last year ...
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.


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