A weary-looking man walks into a bar and slumps onto a stool. He signals the bartender and says, “Give me six double brandies.”
The bartender raises an eyebrow. “That’s a lot of booze. Rough day?”
The man sighs heavily. “You could say that… I just found out my father is gay.”
The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the drinks.
The next day, the same man walks in, looking even worse. He sits down and orders six more double brandies.
The bartender frowns. “You again? What happened now?”
The man groans, rubbing his temples. “I just found out my son is gay too.”
The bartender gives him a concerned look but pours the drinks anyway.
On the third day, the man stumbles back in, completely defeated. Without a word, he holds up six fingers.
The bartender crosses his arms and sighs. “Let me guess… another family revelation?”
The man nods miserably. “Yeah. Turns out my brother is gay too.”
The bartender leans in, now genuinely curious. “Man… does anyone in your family like women?”
The man downs a shot, slams the glass on the counter, and mutters, “Yeah… my wife.”
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