Santa's Not PC!

Everyone remember this poem?"The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!"So what's wrong with this picture?

IT'S THE PIPE!

[Associated Press December 13, 2012] "The self-published Pamela McColl of Vancouver, Canada, has a mission for her story, to protect children and their parents from the ravages of smoking. She mortgaged her house and sunk $200,000 into her telling of the 189-year-old holiday poem, touring the states..

McColl said she ran into supporters during her travels, including children who fret about Santa's health."

Oy Veh