Squirrel Problems (Humor)

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The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.

What Is Time? Does It Even Exist?

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Here I go again with one of my brain farts. Before watching the video I'll give you my thoughts on the subject.

First off I contend time does not exist in the natural state of the universe. Rather it's a way of measurement for humans to express differences between bundles of energy that have coalesced. This with the understanding so-called objects are nothing more then energy which became bundled 

Even when energy forms separate objects doesn't prove time actually exist. Several objects could be perfectly content with no need to rely on time for their substance even if they moved about.

Time only comes into play if our consciousness wishes to measure such actions. In other words time is nothing more then a measurement we created so we may make some sort of sense in our limited intellectual capacity. 

Reasoning time has no existence, there's only the instantaneous now in all it's many forms. We're just not capable of comprehending it.

What are your thoughts?

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On 09/17/2016 some joker posted this video

Secret Hack To Get Headphone Jack on the iPhone 7


This video now has over 17 million views. I don't know which is funnier. The video itself or some of the comments.omfg now it isn't turning on. wtf should I do?
     Worked perfectly fine for me
     Soak it overnight in soapy water to remove the drill shavings
     Use a wireless drill bit bought from Apple Store? Else it won't work.
     You probably didn't drill deep enough, make sure to go at least 20mm


I did that... still not working :( please help
     Easy you go into settings>general and turn on the idiot switch, once that's done it will ask you if you would like to permanently have a moron jack, click yes and there you go

     If you want me to tell you how to fix it, just reply to this comment with your credit card number, expiration date, and three digit code on the back... and I'll tell you how to fix it.

     I did the same thing. but by putting it the microwave I was able to fuse the power wires back together. now it powers on and I can plug in ifrog headphones in and listen to my music

I don't know how many comments were serious, but it sure does make this rather entertaining.

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