Difference Between Grandmothers & Grandfathers (HUMOR)

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Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?

Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed.

Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

"Oh, yes, PapPap, it was really wonderful.

We didn't see a single asshole, blind bastard, dipshit or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"



Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

It's Aging Men (Parody)

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A Shirley Șerban from New Zealand video

Ross Perot 1992 - Balancing The Budget

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Yeah I know, probably 90% of the folks won't make it the whole 28 minutes. BUT this is very important to watch given the financial mess this government is in today. If only officials would have used a fraction of his ideas we'd be far better off today. Instead politicians from both parties and pretty much the whole media made him out to be a joke.

I'm certain he would not have made a good president. Especially considering his horrible choice for vice president. HOWEVER. Ross should have most definitely been appointed financial advisor to the president or some such other influential position. Many of his ideas where rock solid when it came to finances. If it weren't for politics being involved no matter which party won they would have benefited from his expertise. We, the American people as well.

Most Americans have the attention span of a gold fish and just as poor a memory. This is why we end up with people voting the way they do. Don't be a goldfish. Watch the video.



America, now more then ever, needs someone with the smarts to lead it they way it should be led. So far I'm not seeing it's ever going to happen with the bunch we have. Honesty, ethics and smarts is not only in short supply it's almost none existent.

Are You, You?

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Watch this video and I shall explain why I asked that question.



So okay, suppose teleportation was possible and we are nothing more then a teleported image of our original selves. Does that mean we are who we think we are or just some sort of image of our true self whom we think we to be?

Would one necessarily have to exclude (eliminate) the other?
In other words could our original self coexist at the same time in a separate place?
If so could the two (original and replicate) ever meet?

Religion tells us we were formed in the image of the creator. Could we be nothing more then a product of some superior being's replicator machine fashioned after one of the many facets of itself?

Who knows maybe I AM THE CREATOR and all the rest of you are nothing more then a product of my dreams. Engaging in mental masturbation while asleep, if you will :-)

Reminder To SelfMy pharmacy called.

It's time to refill my meds.

Ponderisms

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

In the 60's, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why does it cost more when you "put your two cents in"... when it's only worth a "penny for your thoughts"?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

Stolen Cars In Shipping Containers

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October 2021

This has been going on for years. I spoke with one cop years ago who said thieves are given a shopping list. They then go mall to mall (where it's easier to find a greater selection). Especially those malls along the I78 corridor into New Jersey. Within two hours these cars are stripped for parts or placed in shipping containers never to be seen again.

My wife was a victim of one of those thefts several years ago. We were told one to three cars disappeared every week in that particular mall.