Monday, December 1, 2014

Men Are Just Happier Then Women

What you expect from such simple creatures?

Their last name stays put.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park or none at all.
Car mechanics tell men the truth.
The world is their urinal.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at men's chest when you're trying to talk to them.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Men can open all their own jars.
Underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Only have to shave their face and neck.
Can play with toys all their life.
Wear shorts no matter how one's legs look.
Have the freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

A woman will dress up to go shopping.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

A married man should forget his screw ups.
There's no need for two people remembering the same thing!

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