Sunday, November 30, 2014

How About Those Philadelphia 76ers

Q. How could the team improve their odds of winning?
A. By hosting pregame fan tryouts.

Q. What do the Philadelphia 76ers and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: Why doesn't Pittsburgh have a professional basketball team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.

Q. Why do Philadelphia 76ers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A. So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q. How many Philadelphia 76ers players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.

Q. What do all basketball fans have in common with the Philadelphia 76ers?
A. In June both will be watching the NBA Finals on television.

Jimmy Fallon's monologue from Friday, March 28, 2014

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