You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list.
You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
U have a complete set of salad bowls that all say 'Cool Whip'.
The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65