Friday, February 8, 2013
HUMOR: Talking Stupid
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery (former Australian cabinet minister)
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix ."
-- Dan Quayle
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, US President
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992, because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina