Friday, February 8, 2013

HUMOR: Talking Stupid


"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .


"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery (former Australian cabinet minister)


"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .


"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark


"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix ."
-- Dan Quayle


"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, US President


"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.


"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992, because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

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