Sunday, February 3, 2013

HUMOR: How 2 Make A Woman Happy

Reposted From: January 15, 2010

A man needs to be: 1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38.. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

1. Show up naked
2. Bring booze


  1. Oh wah wah! Men have it so much easier than ladies. I mean, all I have to do is say one word to prove the point: childbirth. That's the trump card in the battle of the sexes "Who Has it Worst" competition!

    I can always be counted on to bring beer to an occassion, but the naked thing...well, maybe in college, but those days are gone.

  2. Then too..
    The less complexities.. the simpler the mind, eh?

  3. LVCI, awesome! And true.

    The Banker


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