Friday, February 1, 2013
A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid Of the dark to become a teenager who wants To stay out all night?
No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their team is winning.
I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
After 70, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead!!
He who rides bicycle and flies up-side-down have crack up!